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Joke of the Day

"The opposite of aging gracefully is aging nancygracefully, where you literally morph into a horrible human being."

"I can't remember my Password i can remember my Password being ""Mypenis"" but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :("

"""Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP"" -first rule of Sprite Club"

"Looks like Trump is going to lose the presidency I guess his erection is going cost him the election"

"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."

"So Cher has been told she only has weeks to live... ...if only she could turn back time."

"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."

"5-year-old: My teacher said this project needs adult supervision. Me: OK, what do you need me to do? 5-year-old: Go find Mom."

"Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: He couldn't control his pupils."

"take our dunkin donuts survey and be entered to win $50000! question 1: how sure can you *really* be that they are your real parents?"