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Joke of the Day
"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."
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"Limerick I made about reddit. Spammer would always post to reddit Upvotes he would always get it Always posting for more He was a Karma whore In the end OP was a faggit"
"US Naval Communications"
"Being a teacher is great, I only work a half day 12 hours/day. Thank you, don't forget to tip your TA, I'll be here all week (M-F except Federal Holiday) folks!"
"What do you call a really bad driver in France? A woman."
"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."
"Ferguson jokes... Are always a riot."
"What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line? I can Unzip it for you."
"I realised I've got a road rage problem when my five-year-old daughter shouted... ...""Pick a fucking lane,you dickhead!"" While sitting in my grocery trolley."
"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"