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Joke of the Day
"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."
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"A woman was accused of attacking her husband with several guitars. When she got in front of the judge he asked, ""first offender?"" She replied, ""No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."""
"You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No they've always been blue!"
"To the Engineer To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"What words men never want to hear during sex? Hi honey, I'm home."
"What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show? A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**"
"What is the internal tmperature of a taun-taun Luke warm"
"I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop."
"Interviewer: Where did you receive your education? Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate? Me: I yust got out in Yuly"
"A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."