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"Net flips and krill? - killer whale text"
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"How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were."
"How do you bury a Jew? Dig a really deep hole and throw a penny in it."
"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."
"Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman? He never delivered."
"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."
"""This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."" ""Maybe you should spit out the plate!"""
"You are literally overusing literally."
"Babe, can u vacuum a Chess board into the carpet again? the guys r here for a lifesize game *guys standing around in armor & kings outfits*"
"What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a."