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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish prostitute high? You stone 'er."
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"Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic"
"You better hope you marry rich."
"A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework"
"A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt."
"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"
"Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility."
"I really like money, but I don't like to work."
"My girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn't have to use a condom after. She's getting the raw end of that deal!"
"If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear."