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Joke of the Day

"a group of ducks are gathered around a ouija board. the glass slowly moves, B-R-E... *the ducks tense up* ...A-D *ducks go fuckin nuts*"

"A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Helicopter crash A helicopter crashed today over a cemetery on the outskirts of the city. So far the authorities have recovered over 200 bodies."

"Without me it would just be aweso. Just saying."

"Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I'm quite confused. Who's the deaf one again?"

"Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

"What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican? Rasta Pasta."

"It's strange when I see a deer out in nature because I always assumed their natural habitat was right in front of my car on the highway."

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."

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