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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little mermaid wear seashells? D shells were too big."
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"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."
"Why do cannibal children go to the hospital? Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables."
"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"
"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because number 7 is Luis Suarez, and he'll eat 9, 10, 11 and the rest of your team. (Disclaimer: The joke above is only applicable when he plays for Liverpool)"
"Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence."
"What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole"
"How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar? If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well."
"I don't care about all the nasty stuff people put on here about Nicki Minaj. I'll still suck her c**k anytime."