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Joke of the Day

"One time I saw a duck get hit by a wonder bread truck and that's pretty much why I try not to get too ambitious"

"I can be the Taco Beast... ...If you're my Taco Belle!"

"What is the last sound you hear before a pussy hair hits the ground? (spitting sound)"

"I hate it when I punch ghosts! http://imgur.com/lVv8D6W"

"Rene Angelil passed away recently, long time manager and husband of Celine Dion. At the funeral a devastated Celine sobbed ""It's ok , my heart will go on"""

"What do you call a compliant volcano? A volcayes."

"Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C."

"Eating some turkey? Put gravy on it. Mashed potatoes dry? Try gravy. Headache? Shot of gravy. Depressed? More gravy. Lost a limb? Gra"

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to break the world's record for drinking tea? They found him dead in his Tee Pee."

"How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?"