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Joke of the Day

"Wearing Your Wedding! A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."

"Why don't neo-nazis use the forward button on their browsers? Because they Alt-Right instead."

"Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway."

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."

"Copper is highly conductive of electricity. Does that make it ""powermetal?"""

"What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car."

"What do you call a group of gay elephants? A parade."

"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."

"I hate eating vegetables... The wheelchair is always getting in the way"

"I sometimes send letters to my parents... They're nothing to write home about."