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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I punch ghosts! http://imgur.com/lVv8D6W"

"A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun."

"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."

"Dentist: this is gonna hurt a lot Me: ok Dentist: I've been sleeping with your wife"

"Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites? Because they can lie about their age!"

"Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?"

"What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine? If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks."

"Anyone know how long we are supposed to ""Shake It Off""? Taylor never specified and frankly I'm exhausted!"