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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat an egg, but you can't beet a root!"
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"My kids decided to move a piece of furniture to a random spot, I wonder how much it will cost to fix whatever they're covering up"
"A woman had a dog with no legs. She took it out for a drag every morning."
"The only thing better than an orgasm is being interrupted by stupid bullshit while you're masturbating. I hate stopping at toll booths!"
"I went out with an Asian girl once I asked for a 69, She said ""Fuck off I'm not cooking egg fried rice this time of night"""
"I have an addiction to cheddar... But it's only mild"
"No YOU'RE the stalker. (I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)"
"What do you call a Jew with a pH lower than 7? ....hasidic I'll let myself out now. I know that was matzo good..."
"Black Joke Why are black people getting stronger??? Because the televisions these days are getting heavier."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."