167913
Joke of the Day
"I work 24/7 - which is about 3.42 hours."
Next Joke
"A man walked into a bar. Ouch!"
"Did you know God does drugs? Psalms 83:18 says he is the most high over all the earth..."
"Adding ""and shit"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and shit."
"Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream."
"What's the most popular religion for addicts? the Crystal Methodists"
"What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube? Sunscribe."
"whats the difference between me and the bible? i'm easy to read"
"A cannibal is having a meal at a restaurant After finishing his main course he tells the waiter ""Czech please"""
"I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck... When this guy pushes in front to place his order. I'm like, ""Dude, pho queue."""