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Joke of the Day

"I used 5 different things as a napkin today and one of them was my neighbour."

"U2's Ireland shows have sold out. Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono."

"(NSFW?) What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in"

"Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane"

"I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're ""over"" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."

"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."

"Overheard 10 plan her b-day party with her BFF, including renting several hotel rooms for a mega sleepover. Somebody tell her, I can't."

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"

"What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics."