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Joke of the Day

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. But really, its easier to rape little boys in the dark."

"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"Playing Oregon Trail. You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, ""That's a girl's name!"" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry."

"Your ignorance might be bliss for you but it's giving those of us with a brain a headache."

"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the... *other* side."

"What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon? Ka-ta-na-na!"

"It's called a ""Monte Cristo"" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge"

"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. ""For I did not speak of my own accord"" John 12:49"

"If you receive an e-mail that says: ''FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS'' Don't open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets."