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Joke of the Day

"What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!"

"Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool"

"Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights"

"The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN"

"I don't date because I have a very particular type Girls that like me"

"Does anyone know how to change the batteries in a dead kitten? Please help."

"Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed? Woke up in a Korma"

"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"

"What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off."

"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."