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Joke of the Day

"The Indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains. He had Hindigestion."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"I have an L shaped couch... lower case."

"Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office. Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted."

"Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it's for me. Apparently it's weird that I've had 9 birthdays this year."

"Three men walked into a bar. Don't you think the third one would have ducked?"

"What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common? They never get old."

"Hey have you ever tried puppy love? Yeah but it doesn't work there assholes are too small."

"There is only one type of cake I don't like Stomach ache"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A RIP OFF!!!"