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Joke of the Day
"Three men walked into a bar. Don't you think the third one would have ducked?"
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"""Do you want to go out on a date?"" *sweats nervously* I C-CAN'T ""Why?"" *shoots friend next to him* I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND'S FUNERAL"
"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"
"If a prostitute is someone that uses sex to obtain money, what do you call someone who uses sex to obtain you? Yo momma"
"What has four legs and goes ""Oom! Oom!""? A cow walking backwards!"
"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"
"Freudian analysts How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?? Sex"
"What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost."
"What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? ""Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"""