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Joke of the Day

"Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office. Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted."

"The sad story of a homeless Genie He lost his bottle"

"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""

"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."

"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."

"What's the best name for a cigarette company? TOBA Co"

"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating."

"Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9."

"When I was a child, my father would always tell me, ""The sky's the limit!"" He was never supportive of my dreams to become an astronaut."

"My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me... ...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way. Apparently, I don't know what a ""mock interview"" means."