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Joke of the Day
"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"
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"[Cop arresting a centipede] *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *opens crate of new handcuffs* *clink* *clink* *clin"
"A man is like a spider.... when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky...."
"Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."
"I no longer see my wife and kids because of gambling. I won a shitload of money and moved to Spain."
"Okay, wait a second. I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt."
"Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes but I found it very difficult to get into."
"If you're in college, what do you do when your flatmate has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub? ...throw in your dirty laundry."
"This tub of margarine doesn't believe it's me."
"I told my girlfriend I would get a picture of her on my new debit card... So that even if we break-up, she'll still be taking my money."