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Joke of the Day
"The Myinb Oxen was recently declared extinct. RIP Myinb Ox"
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"""That's so Raven"" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body."
"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"
"Is sure that at a certain point, you are going to need to come to terms with your retardation."
"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."
"What do Lumber jacks do in China? Chop sticks!"
"I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly."
"snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something"
"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na!"
"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."