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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."

"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"

"Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck"

"What does Hitler hate about leg day ? Mein Krampf"

"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He thought he was following someone."

"I love being excluded from things Should have got a green card"

"I just bought sunglasses off of the black market The trade was very shady."

"Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you'd make them lightning bolts once in a while."

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom."

"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes????? NOOOO, THANK you! I don't even wanna walk a mile in my own shoes!!! Do you know how long a mile is?"