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Joke of the Day

"A white couple doesn't just simply 'have a baby' without posting a pic of them showing her growing gut every day for 9 months."

"Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !"

"Hey Guys! They brought back Angry Beavers! Isn't it great? Its been renamed to The View, however..."

"When I said ""I'm really good in bed"" I was referring to sleeping. Sorry for the misunderstanding, you can pull your pants up now."

"A new TV program to be filmed about asylum seekers in the UK... The Great British Fuck Off starts next week."

"Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto? Because I seriously regret going down on you."

"Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet... ... ... But they got all of it."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Not because 7-8-9."

"What did the Nazi interrogater say to the clock that would only tick? ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""

"Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist? Because they won't believe it."