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Joke of the Day
"Test boast, please ignore. Mitochondria are better than yourtochondria."
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"Why did the hipster burn himself while eating pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool."
"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""
"It's called courting because you will need lawyers later."
"""I don't know the government, and I'm not giving them any of my coins."" - my 4yo after I explained taxes"
"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink"
"Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet? Because it was a sewer side mission!"
"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""
"An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. ""You don't want to try these techniques at home...."