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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery."
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"I think my roommate might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"A little kid's in school taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says ""What are you doing?"" He says ""Checking my answers."""
"A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling."
"*watches How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days* pfft... I could do it in 8"
"Skrillex is the worst lab partner I've ever had to work with. Every time I hand him a beaker of alkaline solution, he drops it."
"I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them"
"My mom passed earlier today. It's sad of course, but I know one day she'll stop and say ""Hi."""
"To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please."
"Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money? He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup."