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Joke of the Day

"How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes? He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!"

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"Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*"
"Why is Columbus a slang term for cocaine in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them."
"Why was the black man so tall? ...Because his knee grows."
"I wish more religions took advantage of a vow of silence."
"Why are constipated people so rude? They don't give a crap"
"What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school? Jeeper creeper!"
"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"
"""So You Think You Can Keep Your Stupid Talent to Yourself and Stop Bothering People?"" would be a show I'd watch."
"I sure talk a lot of crap for someone who can't spell ""Wednesday"" without having to say ""Wed-nes-day"" in my head."