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Joke of the Day
"So two baby seals walk into a club"
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"I was tickling my brothers feet last night... ...and my mum woke up and had a right go at me. It was something about waiting until he's born first."
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"I keep photos of my wife and children in my wallet. They sit in the pockets where my money used to be."
"Does killing time damage eternity?"
"What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair? The blonde sure doesn't know."
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"I can't play music in piano; I guess you could say it's not my forte."
"How'd you get a black eye? Walked into a door. [Later, another shiner] More doors? *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors."
"What's the difference between a mongoloid fuck and a fuck? Genghis kahn"