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Joke of the Day
"So two baby seals walk into a club"
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"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.."
"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."
"If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse."
"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"" then the mom says ""thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""
"there there son *crouches down & wipes his tears* its ok, dont go crying over spilt mil-- YOU GOT IT ON THE XBOX!? no NO. call 911. CALL 911"
"What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom."
"The Quran is like weed If you burn it you get stoned."
"What is the center of a gay apple's life? Decor."
"[buying a wood chipper] ME: So does blood splatter everywhere when a body goes in? SALESMAN: What? ME: What?"