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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin."
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"Pedophiles... are fucking immature assholes"
"before you do a horrific crime, double check whether you could get the death penalty for it and if so whether you really want to do it"
"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."
"It's all fun and games until HR sends an email with ""Your Twitter Account"" in the subject line."
"So embarrassing when you leave the bathroom and someone points out you have toilet paper stuck to your teeth."
"If you beep your horn .004 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off the car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour."
"Thousands of religions and you're damned if you choose incorrectly? There must be people in Hell asking,""So! What religion are you in for?"""
"What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!"
"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."