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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a Cankersaurus!"
Next Joke
"I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don't. So, from now on I'm only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen."
"What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom."
"What do you call emotions of a DNA? Gene expressions"
"Wrote a letter to Santa today because i don't want him to think that we only talk when i want something from him."
"What's a horse's favorite dance The Neigh Neigh"
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush."
"I wondered if my wife was asleep so I held my phone a foot over her face and turned it on. Then I dropped it onto her nose. She's awake now."
"That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life."
"I think I'm allergic to mornings."