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Joke of the Day
"If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour"
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"A woman walks into a brothel trying to find work... ""Do you have any openings here?"" she asks the manager. The manager replies, ""Sorry, we have too many right now."""
"A man goes to the doctor with a terrible rash on his nuts The doctor says, ""well you'll have to stop masturbating"". Man says ""why?"" Doctor says, ""because it's making it really hard to examine you"""
"Just checked out Jian Ghomeshi's band Moxy Fruvous for the first time... Not bad. That guy can really keep a beat."
"I wanted to make my racing snail faster.. So I took off its shell. If anything it became a lot more sluggish."
"[Best man speech] I HAVE DEFEATED THE OTHER MEN IN THIS WEDDING PARTY TO EMERGE AS THE BEST, THE MICROPHONE SHALL BE MINE FOOLISH MORTALS!"
"A woman goes to up to a bar and orders a Double Entrendre... So the barman gave her one."
"What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines."
"How do you make an orphans hands bleed? Tell them to clap until daddy gets home"
"My girlfriend wants me to take her to Paris, and treat her like a princess The only thing is, I don't know which to pick: the guillotine or the Mercedes."