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Joke of the Day
"What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines."
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"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero. The other is a command."
"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."
"Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him It's not you, It's Smee."
"In coach, I like to pretend it's my private plane and I happened to invite along a couple hundred of my stinkiest and loudest friends."
"Yo momma so fat She got an event horizon."
"Racist: What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities? ""Crime Prevention Center"""
"What do you call a cunt squared? A box."
"I'll tell you something about my wife She absolutely loves ~~cunilungas~~ ~~cunnilengus~~ ~~cunnelinges~~ cunnilingus Sorry, I always have trouble getting my tongue around it"
"I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis."