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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a brothel trying to find work... ""Do you have any openings here?"" she asks the manager. The manager replies, ""Sorry, we have too many right now."""

"What do you call a transvestite postal worker? a mail lady"

"How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub? 100\. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is."

"Knock knock! Who's there Jehovah Witnesses Jehovah Wit... *covers their mouth* SSSHHHhhh There right outside"

"What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !"

"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."

"Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?"

"I like my women like I like my books. With big Titles."

"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"

"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"