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Joke of the Day
"What do they call the 13th floor in England? The 12th floor."
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"Hitler sponsors a 10k... He calls it the ""Master Race"""
"Nancy Reagan didn't have to die... But she said no to drugs."
"How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world."
"Today I was on the treadmill for over an hour. I was so pleased with my progress that tomorrow I might actually turn it on"
"The CDC has updated their rules for handling Ebola: 1) put your left leg in 2) take your left leg out 3) shake it all about"
"july 4th is my favorite holiday bc i can practice my Friends theme claps every time a firework explodes without anyone noticing"
"They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again"
"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."
"I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?"