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Joke of the Day

"I pet my dog and he didn't wag his tail. Is he seeing someone else? Is the magic gone? Do we need to spice things up? I'll dress like a cat."

"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."

"My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"

"Probaly only Germans get the joke .... What is Bear Grylls favourite flower ? Die Pissnelke ....."

"What did Emma Sulkowicz get for her birthday? I don't know but I'll tell you what she didn't get. Raped"

"Lady at the door asked if I'd found Jesus and I was all HOW IS HE MISSING, IT WAS YOUR DAY TO WATCH HIM. I don't think she'll be back."

"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."

"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"

"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."