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Joke of the Day
"Probaly only Germans get the joke .... What is Bear Grylls favourite flower ? Die Pissnelke ....."
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"What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule? Double 07."
"Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist because everyone wanted ""no strings attatched"""
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a *great* year."
"Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail So many crocs."
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon!"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 189,463 times, you're the editor of HuffPo."
"*the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*"
"Mecca should turn into a transformer in the next transformer movie They'll name it Meccatron"