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Joke of the Day
"Probaly only Germans get the joke .... What is Bear Grylls favourite flower ? Die Pissnelke ....."
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"If you press this button, you will get a piece of cheesecake but one person on earth will die so- *me already pressing button* sorry, what?"
"Don't have phone sex.... You could get hearing aids."
"If you visit the president of Russia..... ......be sure to Putin a good word for me."
"I really hope Trump gets elected... Since i've never seen a president get assassinated before."
"Her: Do you consider yourself broadminded? Me: All I ever think about are broads... so I'll have to go with a yes on this one."
"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."
"Billy asked our Astronomy teacher a simple question today... ""Mrs. North? How big is Uranus?"" Billy was sent to the office..."
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? Pretty impressive, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!"