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Joke of the Day

"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."

"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."

"How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance."

"Being in a vortex Must really suck"

"The greatest trick the devil ever played is emailing you & then sending an ""out of office"" notification when you reply like 30 seconds later"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Easy, you just look for the fresh prints."

"It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve! - someone who believes in talking snakes"

"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"

"I drink to forget that I accidentally once said ""I love you"" when ending a call with a customer service rep."

"How do Asians find our they are pregnant? They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved."