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Joke of the Day
"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"
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"My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a Church and is told to leave He says 'but you can't have mass without me!'"
"How did the date go? -Not good. Aww what went wrong? -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type."
"""...so when the plane crashed, we had to do the unthinkable to survive."" ""Eat human corpses?"" [flashback to eating quinoa] ""Y...yes."""
"confucious says man who worships the pussy.... puts his thrust in god."
"Little Known Fact: Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov"
"I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life."
"I have but one greviance with the airplane pilots. Fantastic chaps, but good God, they're never grounded."
"Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? ""Actually that's a myth-"" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh"