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Joke of the Day

"The prophet Muhammad, Hitler and Charles Manson walk into a gay bar The bartender runs for his life screaming ""NO! FUCK THIS JOKE!"""

"Do you know why black people are so good at basketball? Because they steal, shoot, and run!"

"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"

"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""

"How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? ""Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."""

"I plucked my first gray hair today. The lady it came from got so mad you guys."

"I've GOT to get a life stenographer. It'd be great to say, ""Betty, read back last night so I can see why I put a skillet on my nightstand."""

"Missing LSD tablets Hey Gran, you haven't seen my tablets, they're labelled LSD. Gran: Fuck your tablets, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"

"what did the angry German man say when he was asked to count to 10? NEIN!!!"

"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."