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Joke of the Day
"Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn."
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"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity... She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school."
"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"I remember how my uncle died.. Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM! Cancer."
"who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"
"Why are farmers so afraid of aliens? Tractor beams."
"WIFE: What're you doing in the garage? ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what?"
"Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, ""Now hear me out"""
"Sometimes when I'm drunk, I put on a trench coat, lurk around the shadows and pretend I'm the host from Unsolved Mysteries"