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Joke of the Day

"The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That's 15 minutes, right? I'm not reading too much into it?"

"Cancer isn't so bad It'll grow on you"

"Spell ""attic"" without laughing out loud"

"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."

"Its the last day of the year.... Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU."

"Wife: ""Oh my God! You really ONLY hear what you want!"" Me: ""Thanks! I've been working out!"""

"How to kill 20 flies at once Slap an Ethiopian"

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"Today I saw Flash walking by, on the street. He must really be a shitty flash."

"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"