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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I call my husband to wash the dishes, I am reminded what a great lover he is. He never comes quickly."

"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""

"Why did the chicken cross OP's mother? ."

"People ask me where I see myself in 5 years. I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."

"I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer. Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too."

"Her text: I'm tanning. Call you when I'm done. My thoughts: SHE'S NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED"

"No Sopa... Radio?"

"*Snowman wakes up in hospital* ""What happened to me?!"" Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did?"

"New York: The city that never sleeps. Berlin: The city that never sleeps until Sunday. Paris: The city that never sleeps alone."

"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."