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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I call my husband to wash the dishes, I am reminded what a great lover he is. He never comes quickly."

"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."

"What do you call a fat man in a bath ? Tubby."

"Asked for Cheez-its Wife buys Cheese Nips Now she's sitting in the corner thinking about what she did."

"What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force."

"Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it's sarcasm -""I know I was being sarcastic back"" -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye"

"Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a truck."

"Guns don't kill people. Wars and famine and disease and random accidents kill people. Also, sometimes guns. Have a good day!"

"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"