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Joke of the Day

"Her text: I'm tanning. Call you when I'm done. My thoughts: SHE'S NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED"

"I knew a person who was against warrior princesses He was a Xenaphobe"

"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"

"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"

"A man walks into a restaurant and calls over the waiter and asks him ""Do you serve pigs?"" The waiter - ""We don't discriminate between our customers."""

"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"

"My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number."

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*"

"I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey... ...and he's driving me bananas!"