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Joke of the Day

"Will He Win ? by Betty Wont"

"Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it."

"Just dropped ranch dressing on my phone then licked it off. So some of you just got to first base with me."

"If someone ever asks you for advice just reply with ""Buy a penguin"". Imagine a scenario where that isn't awesome."

"My Boss is Irish and I need good comebacks! Help me out with the best Irish jokes you got!"

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele? About fifty pounds"

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""