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Joke of the Day
"Will He Win ? by Betty Wont"
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"The US can't rely on Hillary Clinton to create jobs The last meaningful job Hillary had was outsourced to Monica Lewinsky... ...and Monica blew it!"
"I ride a dog to work... The commute's a bitch!"
"What is a buttress? A female goat."
"Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !"
"The doctor gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."
"When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'"
"Facebook Faithful on your wall, but cheating in your inbox."
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust up."
"What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider? You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry"