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Joke of the Day
"Scientist: our large brains are what allows us to survive so successfully 10,000 Year Old Tree: k"
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"*slowly opens eyes after a thousand years of meditation* but where does one throw away a garbage can"
"[pet store] Me *looking at snakes* ""CAN I FEED THEM?"" Pet Store Employee [never looks up from his phone] sure. Me *putting my kids in tank*"
"What colour did Matthew McConaughey paint his house? All white, all white, all white..."
"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."
"What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca-lip this?"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Shot"
"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"
"My last job was circumcising elephants The pay wasn't great but the tips were huge."
"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?"