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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they're all Targets."

"How does a dishwasher make his money? Panhandling"

"I used to have a great job as a lifeguard, until this blue kid got me fired."

"Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright."

"I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone."

"While teaching a CPR course, chuck norris actually brought the practice dummy to life"

"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall on the guitar. I said ""maybe""."

"The fireworks have been over for hours but Rex is still barking, which is weird because he's 12 years old and not a dog. Weird little kid."

"Thanks God for Fast food! Lucky for us we do not have to hunt our own food, because I don't have the slightest idea where the hot dogs live."

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards."