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Joke of the Day
"Why do migits laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
Next Joke
"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"
"GUY 1: Why can't we skip rope without society judging us? GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other? Boxing is born."
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"
"What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter."
"woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical."
"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"
"We can all agree that everyone else has terrible taste in music."
"Glad to live in a time where being social doesn't require making eye contact."
"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."