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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of being a paedophile? The dick."
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"What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye"
"Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned? So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."
"Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar."
"Mommy, they call me nymphomaniac at school... -Don't worry Lissa, it's just kid's stuff. Now you go to sleep before dark, or the Boogeyman will come at eat you. -Yeah! He should come and eat my pussy!"
"I don't have a racist bone in my body. But my cartilage does not care for Mexicans."
"An atheist's response to witnessing the second coming of Christ. ""Well, I'll be damned."""
"So what's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*"
"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."
"that kid at the public pool who kept screaming at his mom to watch him jump in grew up to be a blogger"