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Joke of the Day

"I would pay 5$ to see my girlfriend naked on the street I don't have a girlfriend, 5$ would be a good bargain"

"If Trump was in any political party... He'd be in the Whig party"

"I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life"

"I've only seen Magic Mike, can I see Magic Mike XXL... ...or do I need to see the other 28 in between first?"

"""Knock knock"" If you hear knocking come from your screen then you definitely need to go and see an expert."

"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"

"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry."

"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."

"When my toddlers ask where mommy is, I explain that she's gone to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"