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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180"

"What's better than watching a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"Why was the Tibetan monk celibate? Because he didn't give a fuck."

"Can I take your order? Yeah, lemme get a McRib and a large Coke. Sir, this is Wallgreens OK, make it a bottle of Xanax, and some Pringles"

"Is my kid an official US Citizen if she just talked about how good the ranch dressing at the Cheesecake Factory is for 10mins?"

"God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald"

"Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. We're all being ripped off."

"Ovens You hear? Germany is now coming out with a new line of ovens...4 seaters and 6 seaters"

"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."

"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"