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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180"

"Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers."

"Did you recently date Taylor Swift, only to be dumped and have a song written about you? You may be entitled to compensation. Call now."

"I remember, before kids, saying funny things like, ""my kids won't be watching TV and they most certainly won't be eating chicken nuggets!"""

"A man walks into a bar... OUCH"

"What are some of the best comments on threads? [deleted]"

"I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop I told her I was proud of her That's a really big job for a 12 year old"

"My three year old just looked up at me and clear as day said, ""I'm sick of this shit."" And all I could do was nod because he is so right."

"A mug of beer walks into a bar... The bartender sees him and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve alcoholic drinks here."" A rift in the space-time continuum is created as the bar ceases to exist."

"Drinking is a slow death ..It is okay. I am in no hurry."