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Joke of the Day

"The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"When I make Breakfast all I want is a ""Thank You"", Not ""Who are you and how did you get into my house"""

"I'm so poor... I can't even **pay** attention"

"How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI? The cigarette."

"Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel."

"I got some good tips on how to spice my roast chicken... I guess you could say it was (_) ( _)>- (_) Sage advice."

"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."

"Still waiting for what didn't kill me to make me strong."

"What do bulls do for fun? Play with others."

"The Wifi and the deodorant of the person sitting next to me on this flight did not work :("