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Joke of the Day
"The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
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"the united states russia argentina and germany walk into a bar...... germany turns to argentina and says ""hey wanna go into the country with me"" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH get it?"
"Two fish are in a tank... One fish says to the other 'how the fuck do you drive this thing?'"
"It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was ""too much of a prude"" is now a Catholic school teacher."
"My first wife's breasts were different sizes... One spring I took her down to the beach for a wet T-shirt contest. We took 1st and 3rd place."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one who had a dream."
"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"
"""my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!"" i'll be RIGHT back *ducks into phone booth* *pops head out 5 mins later* is he gone yet"
"A sandwich walks in to a bar... ...and the barman says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here"""
"My friend just said this: Never be a half assed dog owner... It'll bite you in the ass every time"