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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one who had a dream."
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"What do you call a group of euphorics? A fedoration."
"You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial."
"The only two things I hate are Racism and The Portuguese"
"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"
"if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin"
"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."
"Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine"
"Men do not have multiple orgasms like women do because if they did they would never be able to get out of the fucking shower."
"Always remember that the key to a happy marriage is to use those three magic words. You're right dear."