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Joke of the Day
"Oh red onions... you'll be the breath of me."
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"Girl with small feet? Will do great in kitchen"
"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."
"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."
"A man was pulled over for speeding... The officer says: Where is the fire at? The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)"
"Steven Tyler jokes Just a normal guy looking for some Steven Tyler jokes."
"What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official."
"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."
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"Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail. Why? Because he was born in a stable environment."