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Joke of the Day

"Oh red onions... you'll be the breath of me."

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."

"What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'."

"How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom"

"only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!"

"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."

"Testicles are like grandparents. You don't really pay them too much attention, but you miss them when they're gone."

"*daughter reading *son playing ipod *dog sleeping *house quiet *I go take a dump FISTFIGHT BREAKS OUT, DOG'S ON FIRE"

"How do you know when there's a lead singer at the door? The knocking is all out of rhythm, they can't find the key, and they never know when to come in!"

"Do you want to know that people care whether you're alive? Try missing a couple of payments."